Last night, I let the kids get out the Barbie makeup box and go crazy on my face while I just laid around. It was delightful and they even glittered up my hair using a paintbrush.
Now, I have gussied up a time or two for a night out. The girls are very observant and will compliment me if they like what they see (I never get a compliment when I leave for morning carpool...I don't blame them. It ain't pretty). Well, last night, I took their breath away I was so stunning. "Mommy, you look beautiful." "Mommy, you are so sparkly...just like a princess." "Mama...you're as pretty as a rainbow!"
I just smiled and lay peacefully enjoying it all...until the pain started. Here's the sacrifice part. This Barbie makeup cannot be found on the runways of Milan. It's a special kind of makeup, consisting of what must be a Crisco base...blended with some sort of corrosive acid.
My face started to burn and my lips got plumpy and numb. My peace turned to grimacing and I would swipe off makeup when their backs were turned. Finally, the treatment was done and I hopped up to say it was time to wash up. Sarah: "No! Mommy, you can't wash it...It's so beautiful." When I stood, I started to drip goo from my face and I explained this to her. "Oh, mommy, don't worry...sit down. It will dry."
I sat for ten minutes just assuring myself that it would quite possibly burn my face of the ability to ever form another pimple. That got me by until it was time for them to head off to bed. Washing my face didn't immediately bring the pain to an end as I had to scrub and repeat six times and somewhere along the way got soap in my eyes. Ouch.
Don't worry...of course I wouldn't ramble on in my storytelling so long and not have pictures to show. Unfortunately, the flash on the camera reflected off most of the glowing and sparkling and the pictures are more dull than the actual colors (I assure you...I still have glitter on my face this morning). Anywho, humbly, I present...Princess Rainbow Mommy (enjoy)...

































