insert very bad word here...

I am really at a loss for words on this one. The only words that keep coming to mind are not very nice.

So, the only thing I can think to say is: raise your kids right. Because if you don't, they will become ungrateful, inconsiderate little punks who walk up to people's porches when they can't be seen...take a pumpkin that belongs to a small child and smash it in the street.

I understand playing pranks, but there's plenty of toilet paper and cows that can be tipped around here, right?