There are certain things I debate about putting on the blog and this one is questionable as I wouldn't want to offend. However, when mama bear comes out in me, I get ridiculous.
Today was 100 day at school. In principle, this day could be pretty fun. I can think of all kinds of things kids could do that would commemorate the day sufficiently. But for now, I just do what I'm told and today I sent Lauren to school with 100 items of her choosing to share with her classmates.

She had been thinking about it she said. And...she chose Q-tips.
Now, last year I learned the hard way...you don't send your kid to school with anything creative, like 100 acorns from the summer cottage beach (and, yes, I was mad then too). I thought Q-tips might be trouble, but who am I to interject with a kid's imagination? She counted out 100 of those things and packed 'em in her backpack to share with everyone (beaming...I might add).
This afternoon, she came home with a load of candy, a pencil, eraser, paper clip, and....
...100 Q-tips in a baggie.
I asked why she still had them and she said,
"Everyone laughed at me when I stood on my chair to show them...I didn't have to hand them out then." Zinger. I proceeded to stick Q-tips in my nose, in my mouth and out my ears to prove to her that the kids clearly did not know how cool Q-tips are.
(Note: if you want to scare an 18 month old baby and get her to run in other direction...please do the above)I'm sorry, am I really supposed to go spend mucho dinero on 100 pieces of candy so that my kid can be cool and not get laughed at? C'mon...really? Did we not just wrap up Halloween and Christmas sugar fests and now have the prospect of Valentine candy looming on the horizon? Really? Can we not find something constructive to do with the number 100 that does not include putting kids in the position of getting ridiculed or coming home with loads of candy they don't need?
So...there you have it. My thoughts on 100 Day. Don't even get me started on how I feel about Twin Day.